Three word story

[Con]

Pretty simple, reply with 3 words to make up sentences. By the end we should have a full story out of it. I'll start it off;

There was once

 

[TheJuste]

a pig called

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

Bob and he

 

[Con]

wanted to be

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

a chef, then

 

[TheJuste]

cooked some meat

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

and ate it

 

[Con]

But, he didn't

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

and then he

 

[Kryptiiix]

Licked a cow (Lmao)

 

[Con]

which tasted like

 

[Kryptiiix]

really intense salt

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

that smelled like

 

[Con]

his smelly shoes

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

. Then he decided

 

[Con]

he wanted a

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

a boat to

 

[Kryptiiix]

get across the

 

[Ash_Ketchum]

lake and catch

 

[Con]

some really big